Things my partner has said while gaming that I never thought I’d ever hear anyone say

Hey, Gamers! So this post has been a long time in the making, and I wasn’t going to post it yet but there’s a lot here so I figured I might do a part 2 when it comes to it. So some background- my partner and I have been together for three and a half years. He got me into gaming and he’s my best friend. So enjoy him being funny and some cute pictures that I wouldn’t normally share. Let me know if you like this kind of content because… he says this stuff a ton!

“I’m having a dance off against Michael Jackson”- Yakuza 0

“Babe Michael Jackson is working at my real estate firm”- Yakuza 0

“I need to kill more people so I can buy their houses”- Fable

“Liam Neeson is my dad”- Fallout 3

“I had to get into a fist fight with a transgender lady to get some real estate”- Yakuza 0

“Oh… that’s a lot to spend on Michael Jackson… I think I’ll just go with Josuke”- Yakuza 0

“Now I have a chicken working for my real estate agency… that I won… from rolling a turkey in bowling”- Yakuza 0

“Gonna higher Michael Jackson to invest in this theatre”- Yakuza 0

“This is the greatest achievement I’ve ever achieved… this beats the time I got a girlfriend”- Yakuza 0, getting 100 in karaoke (yes I am the girlfriend he is referring to)

“I’m in a battle royal and- oh no the TIGER IS- THERE’S A LION”- Yakuza Kiwami 2

“I don’t always make bad decisions, but when I do… they’re god awful decisions”- Bloodborne

“I tried to kick a guy off a ladder and he fell off the ladder but it also drained my stamina so I fell off the ladder as well”- Bloodborne

“This big meat sack just landed on my head”- Bloodborne

“Oh my god oh my god this big naked guy keeps whacking me with his stick”- Bloodborne

“Im gonna help you fly… You didn’t do it right”- Assassins Creed 2

“I SAID I’m going to do it, Assassins Creed, so you didn’t have to yell at me did you *imitates honking noise” – Assassins Creed 2

“I’m gonna walk without my net because I’m slightly scared that I’ve angered the tarantula mafia”- Animal Crossing New Horizons

“I’m pretty sure that mini game is what a stroke feels like”- Yakuza 5

“This kid is a pain in the butt… I’m starting to think the CPS guy should have taken him”- Yakuza 6

So that’s it for today’s post, Gamers! Again, let me know if you like it because I probably have a ton of these. Remember to hit the like button if you did like it, hit follow for more gaming content and if you head over to Twitch, you can find me (and this wonderful man) over at 2nerds_1game. See you next time, Gamers!

6 thoughts on “Things my partner has said while gaming that I never thought I’d ever hear anyone say

    1. aha yeah, he’s been obsessed with Yakuza for the past 6 months or so (I’ve finished 0 but stalled with Kiwami haha). Thank you for your lovely comment, and I look forward to seeing you on Twitch! 🙂

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