“Stop right there, criminal scum!”- Town Guard, The Elder Scrolls iv: Oblivion
Sooooo, uh, I don’t know how to put this but this quote has made me laugh so much today. My partner came up with it randomly and it’s all we’ve been saying to each other for the whole day. I’ve not played Oblivion but I have now watched many, many videos on the town guards… now, I’m going to be an adventurer before I take an arrow to the knee.
